Friday, December 14, 2007

Office Christmas Luncheon

My office's Holiday luncheon was today. This year : TAMALES!!!

There was a brisk “Tamales Futures” business going on this week. You’re guaranteed 3-tamales but some people don’t like them. So they would “give” their tamales to those of us for whom three tamales is a trifling and pitiful snack. Some were thoughtful enough to write documents verifying the transfer in ownership. Actual sample:

“I (insert name here), employee number 1, would like to donate said tamales to the following employees:
(list members my dept).
By signing this statement I acknowledge that I forfeit all current and future claims to any tamales distributed by (insert company name).”
Only 4 more work-days until I'm DONE for the year.

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